A Resolution
The Universe
One Hand Clapping
Do Unto Others
Look Out World!
Is to Ought
Inner Peace
Busy, Busy, Busy
Ch-ch-ch-changes
Words of Wisdom
What to Do?
On Materialism
God in the Quad Part I
Hours
Butler's Maxim
A Koan
Celebration
A Fig
Is That So?
Carpe Diem
Connect the Dots
A Nice, Knockdown Argument
Fishbone
Fishbone Part II
Fishbone Part III
The Bar
God in the Quad Part II
On Astrology
Holier Than Thou
That Other Thing
Grass
Quietude
The Chinese Room
Dark in Here
What Is It Like to Be a Bat?
A Devilish Dichotomy
Everything
Save the Manatee Part I
The Prince and the Porpoise
Madmen
The Good Ole Days
Just No Stories
Conspiracy Theory
Luck's Got Nothing to Do With It
So Long & Thanks for All the Fish
1999
Funny Money (Gresham's Law)
The Secret
Some Justice
Apologies to the White Queen
The Most Aptly Named of All Danish Physicists
After the Gold Rush
X Marx the Spot
Square Beams
Save the Manatee Part II
Killin' Time
Candy from a Baby
Poor Edgar, Page One
Poor Edgar, Page Two
Poor Edgar, Page Three
The Greater Good
Supercollider? I Just Met Her!
Ashes to Ashes
A Few Satoris
Que Sera, Sera
Fashionably Late
Bullshit Detector
The Neutral Zone
Sorrows
And We All Know What Happened to Him
Your Goat
Now and Then
Either Those Preconceptions Go, or I Do
There Ain't No Justice
Wiki Qiki
Billiard Balls
Vintage 'Jangles
Better or Worse
Rapier Wit
Phrenology
The Sagacious Cow
The Sauce
Vintage 'Jangles II
Schrödinger's Lolcat
Rising Up to the Challenge of Our Rivals
Happy Thanksgiving
In Other Words, Shut Up
Twenty Years Later...
All The Best
A Child of Four
It's Just So Long
The Essential Fallacy of the Desert Island Top Five
Psycho History
You Don't Say
Lights Out
Bear With Me
Reillusionment
Flamenco Sketches
Universal Bone Church
An Empty Vessel
Ups and Downs
A Moment
Ceteris Paribus (All Else Being Equal)
Walk It Off
Trying Hard or Hardly Trying?
Vintage Jangles III
RE: Definition
Everyone Has a Price
Success Sucks
Self Preservation
Right Place, Wrong Time
Koans of the Foolish Master - Pebbles
Judgment Day
Life, the Universe, and Everything
Whale Potion
Slow Down (Seriously)
Signs Point to Yes
They're Nuts!
Social K
Get It?
Use Your Brains
New Year, New Problems
Unlimited Liability
Principles & Necessities
How Low Can You Go?
The Most Important Meal of the Day
Domino Theory
Love Hurts
Op-Edyssey Part I
Op-Edyssey Part II
That's Just Dandy
Come to Your Senses!
Right and Wrong
The King Must Die
That's Ridiculous!
Singing in the Wilderness
See This?
Break on Through
Tea for Forty-One
Sometimes I Have My Doubts
Planck's Constant
Tomato for Your Thoughts?
To Err is Human
Billions and Billions
Just War
If It Pleases the Court
Absolutely A-Ghast
Up Against the Wall
Too Close for Comfort
TWCL Awards 2009
Just Chillin'
Let the Good Times Roll
Vintage 'Jangles IV
Junk
Con Long-ly
GMO or GTFO
Just Desert
Bring Me Another!
Change You Can Believe In
Same Earrings
Save the Manatee III
Understanding the Zombie Banker
The Zombie Banker Sells Out
Eye Sockets, Anyway
Vintage 'Jangles V
Very Superstitious
Bonejangles Therapy
Pandora's Box
Specified Anxiety
Vive la différence
Let Them Eat Cake
The Rabbit Hole
Born Again
I'm Bad
All Work and No Play
The End of the Day
MegaCon Sketch I
MegaCon Sketch II
MegaCon Sketch III
MegaCon Sketch IV
MegaCon Sketch V
MegaCon Sketch VI
MegaCon Sketch VII
10,000 Maniacs
Appy Polly Loggies
I Know Kung-Fu
Add It Up
It's a Sicilian Message
Wolf At the Door
The Heart Sutra Wants What the Heart Sutra Wants
Penultimate Smackdown
Bonejangles Therapy Part II
The Screwtup Letters, No. 1
The Screwtup Letters, No. 2
Bored-er Line
April Fools
Breaking the Commandments
Cyclopes
Sleeping With the Fishes
Early Bird Special
The Courtly Cad
Robot Recyc
Talkin' 'Bout the Old Style, Too
Tipping Is Not a City in China
Dolphin Blues Part I
Dolphin Blues Part II
And We Are Merely Players, Maybe
Tomatoed If You Do, Tomatoed If You Don't
Due Diligence
Knowability, No Ability
It Figures!
The Diamond Sutra
Good News for Manatees Who Love Bad News
Bonac the Magnificent
Ground Chukwa?
Dolphin Dope
Something Fishy
Dolphin Consciousness
Misery Loves Company
Dignitas
Dolphin Ignorance
Panopti-Con
Bones Don't Make Passes at Skulls Who Wear Glasses
Koans of the Foolish Master: The Storm At Sea
City Boy
Angulimala Page 1
Angulimala Page 2
Angulimala Page 3
Angulimala Page 4
Angulimala Page 5
Angulimala Page 6
Angulimala Page 7
Angulimala Page 8
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Angulimala Page 17
Angulimala Page 18
Angulimala Page 19
Angulimala Page 20
Angulimala Page 21
Angulimala Page 22
Angulimala Page 23
Angulimala Page 24
Everybody's Hands Go Up!
The Parable of the Talents
The Raft
The Unbearable Sadness of Leaving
Ask Not What Your Country Can Dew For You...
Philosophical Musings
Zombie Banking is Rough Business
Where's Your Vast Pantheon of Deities Now, Hmm?
Come Again
Average Rating: 5 (3 votes)
As for meaning *shrugs* Who cares if someone else is pulling the strings, really? You're not likely to ever meet these puppeteers, nor create any real challenges to their authority, if they do exist. You're not going to avoid the fate you've been assigned.
Might as well be the best puppet you can be and hope for the applause.
And Magravan just explained Agnosticism in the clearest words I have ever seen it.
Unless that's what they want you to think![/suprisetwist]
It's very good, and very funny. Especially because I don't at all believe in conspiracy theories.
On a separate note: Does anyone know how "Cthulhu" is supposed to be pronounced? I've been saying it like it's spelled, but I keep hearing that is incorrect.